I don’t want you to tap into my shit
— Maple Tree
Thank you Hypnotic Toad,
For making me dizzy. — Jimmy Fallon
For making me dizzy. — Jimmy Fallon
Jonny and Cake equals best day ever!
— Chris Martin
Lestrade, they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard
— Sherlock
Guys used to be like…
Baby I want you for your body.
Then they wised up and said,
Baby I love you for your body but I want you for your mind.
Now though they’re like,
Baby I only want you for your blood.
VAMPIRES!! What Bitches, Right?!!
— Girl
On the first day of Christmas my Doctor sent to me!
— Steven Moffat
Yo Momma so old that when she saw the rainbow it was still in black in white.
— Wicked Witch of the West
Ho, Ho, Ho
— Every Santa on the face of this Earth!
Drink your 100 percent fresh squeezed vegetable juice hunny
— Your Mom
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You’re the weak one, you’ve never had an Uncle that’s fat and Aunt that hates you, and a fat ugly cousin named Dudley!
— Harry Potter
